Doppelgänger: Anna Carmina Antonio & Golda Soller

Golda Soller was a candidate in 2012 and even by all standards and measures she wasn't really your typical beauty pageant girl, no one made a fuss. Not a whisper of hate. Why? Because she's a doctor! In an interview, she put it this way- some struggled to remember her name, but everyone knew she was a doctor and you know how Filipinos are when they meet a doctor! They shamelessly ask medical questions!

Anna Carmina Antonio's resume on the other hand simply lists her latest achievements as being a former Ms  Philippine Youth-Tourism and oh, she's also currently magic tricks and hand eye illusions...mmm..but why?????? Lol

I miss Jaysel Arrozal

Nothing more endearing than a 'try and try until you succeed' spirit.

Hello, of course I'm being sarcastic.!

Missosology's 1st Draft Picks: really???

Really?? Remetillo? Cindy Miranda??

Calm down my maid Natasha tells me, kana-kanyang opinion yan!

Exactly- my maid's opinion is as good as missosology.org's!

Soooo Gay; Ma. Bencelle Bianzon

When her photo came up prior to the callbacks I thought, finally someone with an overt sex appeal but still keeping it classy. If Ria Rabajante and Charmaine Elima play it coy and restrained, Ma. Bencelle Bianzon will bring out a much more sensual allure.

But when I saw the video for the callbacks, it was my maid Natasha, looking over my shoulder, who sort of pricked my bubble.

Ano ba yan, parang bakla! Ang nagturo siyempre bakla kaya ayan, parang bakla kung kumilos.

True, true. Not true. There was a time when every gay parlorista was coaching every neighbourhood santacruzan queen with nothing but a book in lieu of a crown and Kenny G. instrumental music playing in the background. But we've become better- now we even have Ateneo lawyers teaching projection and gym trainers polishing awkward wrist movements.

But obviously, Bencelle's trainer (or possibly the lack of one) didn't get the memo.

Charmaine Elima is It, It, It

I should be in bed or doing my laundry because the maid is gone and has probably hooked up with a random text mate again but I'm possessed with putting Charmaine Elima's head over every bitch who attended the Oscars.

Or on anyone else's for that matter.

Her symmetry is crazy perfect even if she does have a sort of overbite that's only visible when you're looking at her from the side.

And she can get so dark and haggard (like in the callbacks I think) that she ends looking up looking like Parul Shah whose idea of a smile is a tight squint that there's visible line or fold on her forehead.

Not good.

And why is it that finals night is a million years away??? Who can withstand nearly 5 weeks of tension, bad BPCI catering and gawkers?

Charmaine Elima is probably IT

This side-eye is brought to you by...

..Aiyana Camille Mikiewicz who probably has a million other such shots in her phone, her iPod, her laptop etc etc.

Whoever convinced her that this is the money shot is robbing her blind. It's so awkward when she tries to take a side peek because she is rigidly fixed forward; a pity really because given a little work- and that photographer banished- she could be a contender.